wow sir… this resume.. is amazing. i didn’t even know you could get a pHD for being a babe magnet… hired.
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Me: *loses 2 followers*
Me: maybe i should just delete my blog
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me: sees a picture of two rocks next to each other
also me: @’s my significant other
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when u see a straight boy coming towards you with a hoverboard
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